obsessive-skirt-chaser

insectorum-interfectorem asked:

Beelzebub grits his teeth and rears his fist back before swiftly connecting it to the fucker's cheek to send him spinning away. "Don't you ever talk to my wife again." The demon growls deeply.

obsessive-skirt-chaser answered:

Renzo knew that something in that poor boys face was now broken, he couldn’t tell what though, the guy was lying face down on the ground a few feet away. He figured his husband was the jealous type, but to get that angry over someone flirting with him a just a little was surprising. ” Relax… We can leave if you want…”

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His nostrils were flaring and he was panting heavily, his now yellow eyes fixed on the boy on the floor. “…I’ll kill him.” No one should touch a demons mate, no one. Or they go bat-shit crazy.

Sighing softly, he kissed Beelzebub’s cheek in attempt to distract him and pushed him gently towards the door. ” No, you will not kill him… This is one of my favourite restaurants and I will not let you get me banned forever from it.. This is only one in town..” He felt bad for the waiter, who now probably needed plastic surgery. The guy really shouldn’t have tried coming on to him when his date and husband was at the opposite side of the table, though it was extremely flattering and he had blushed quite a bit from it.

Snarling he lets Renzo push him out the door, “I’ll peel off all his skin and feed it to my dog! Perhaps then it’ll teach that mongrel a lesson!” Beelzebub continues on his rant outside, “Humans and their love for disrespecting others…sickening.” He mumbles kicking a pebble before looking at the pink haired male with a pout “……and it seems you enjoyed the attention anyway.”

" If you really want to kill the boy that bad then come back at nine… That’s when the waiters and waitresses get off, at least that’s when that guy asked me to meet him here anyway…" Renzo very much wanted to be at home while his husband committed the crime, having a hot bath maybe. " Can you believe him though? He pretty much asked me to have sex with him in the restaurants kitchen since he was closing it up tonight, he did it in front of everybody, they all probably heard…"

This, of course, didn’t help his current state at all. Beelzebub’s nostrils were flared and he was panting, much like a dog who was about to attack. “I’ll see to it that he doesn’t do that again.” He wraps his arms around Renzo and kisses him possessively, people needed to know that the pinkete was his and no one else’s. “Mine, mine, mine…” He growls lowly placing a few hot kisses on Renzo’s neck.

ask-terminus-the-war-god

ask-terminus-the-war-god asked:

"Remember when I said I could housebreed a Xenomorph-Titan hybrid?" A horrifying roar came from outside. "I was horribly horribly wrong."

insectorum-interfectorem answered:

"……" Beelzebub sighs placing a hand on his head, "…you didn’t, did you? Please tell me you didn’t."

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"Have my doctors implant a chestburster inside a Titan via Giant Face hugger? Because that is what happened."

"….why?" Just….why? "Did you really need one?"

"Half of it was curiosity, the other half was a giant alien queen psychically screaming at me."

"…that, sounds repulsive." Beelzebub tilts his head, "Alien queen?"

mephisto-pheles-kingoftime

insectorum-interfectorem asked:

Smooch~

mephisto-pheles-kingoftime answered:

Mephisto gave a purr, and raised a hand to rub his mates back. “trying to help with the morning sickness?”

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"Something that leaves me in charge perhaps~?" The demon purrs deeply, "I think you deserve a treat, doing all this just for me~"

"if you can keep yourself in check and not harm the child if you’re thinking of going inside me, then you can do as you please."

He blinks, “My intent is not to harm you…I was merely suggesting a few other things.” Beelzebub kisses Mephisto lightly, “What would you like most?”

couthor

couthor asked:

Elraishem was already on Beelzebub's bed, wearing his original robes. He didn't normally do this, but he needed companionship so badly tonight. To pass the time, he'd brought out his lyre and started playing just to himself.

insectorum-interfectorem answered:

The demon stumbles in with a slight flush on his face and continues licking his lips, “A-ah Elias. What brings you to my room~?”

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couthor:

He sat up and held his lyre against his chest.

"Master… I… I grew lonely, I hope you will pardon my entry… I was thinking that perhaps I could play for you tonight, if you wish… I’ve discovered a new song that has some effects you would enjoy…"

Beelzebub runs a hand through his hair and tugs off his bow tie throwing it off across the room and kicking his shoes off, “Oh? I’m in the mood for some music anyway..” He chuckles sitting on the bed as well.

"Would you like me to stay on the bed or get off, Master?" He couldn’t help leaning towards him.

He certainly was a sight in the holy robes. He shouldn’t be wearing them anymore, but they still smelled and felt like home…

Beelzebub licks his lips, his eyes ravaging the form before him, “No no, you can stay on..” The demon king relaxes not bothering to hide the fact he’s staring, “Please, do go on.”

shadow-link

shadow-link asked:

"Rumble"

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Beelzebub yelps jumping out of his skin at the sound of thunder, “T-the fuck?! They said no rain..!” He grips shadow’s arm tightly seeming to try to hide himself behind the other, shorter, male.

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Shadow jolted at the sudden crack of thunder, slamming his hands over his ears with a terrified sound. Stupid thunder and- A flash of lightening shone through the window, making him squeak and turn around, pressing against Belzy’s chest. Lightening was even worse than thunder-!

Beelzebub held onto Shadow pressing him closer to his chest, “It’s alright…sorry it’s raining, that just kinda sucks..” He blinks, “Wait…are you okay? You seem scared..”

"Th-thays you!" came Shadow’s muffled response, shaking slightly as lightening flashed again. "Y-ya hid behind me…"

He shrugs and rubs the boy’s head, “Shhh~ no need to hallucinate~” he hums nervously, and leans down to kiss his forehead. Beelzebub chuckles a bit, “Me? Hide behind you? Thats funny…”

Shadow mumbled something unintelligible in response, burying himself closer to Belzy’s chest, ears falling back at the crash of thunder. O-ow too loud… “L-liar…” he murmured nervously.

Beelzebub raises a slightly shaky hand and runs his fingers through Shadow’s hair. “Well…someone has to be…” He whispers in the boy’s ear before rubbing his back soothingly.